An Introduction

What follows is a blog where all the names have been changed and situations have been made fuzzy as to protect everybody who may or may not be involved.  In other words, everything contained here is all truth and all lies.  Nobody wants a lawsuit.

Hello.

My name is, well my name here, Matthew.  No this is not my real name.  In fact, I am not even writing this.

This blog is being ghost written and hosted by a gentleman named David, yes that's his real name.

The reason for my name change and everything stated in the opening is that I am protecting people who may know someone that could come across this.

Basically, I am going through some crazy things in my life right now, and I needed an outlet to release it.  I met David some time ago and recently caught up with him again and we were discussing the past, present, and future.

Now I cannot write for shit and I'm too lazy.  But as Dave was listening to me go on and on with this crazy stuff of mine, he said it would make a great story.  I told him, "Nobody wants to hear about me."

With that he said, "Well maybe you would feel better if you wrote it out in a journal."

I said, "What am I a 12 year old girl?!"

After a few more beers and such, I agreed to let him ghost write this thing on the internet.  I don't even know what a blog is (I don't think Dave does either).  I don't Facebook, Myspace (if that still exists), and don't ask me what my email is.

Occasionally, Dave is going to post some random stuff of mine, stories and shit.

He said it would be cathartic, I said, "I need a fuckin' dictionary to know what that means."

I also told him, if he writes that book, I'd sue his ass!

--My Name is Matt