One night, Pappy, Murphy, and myself decided to go out and drink.
We also got drunk that night and decided we should do something about the cars and traffic problems in the neighborhood.
First we found a couch someone had thrown out and placed it in the middle of the street. It was entertaining to watch cars having to drive around this new barrier in their lane.
However, there was a bigger problem we found. Their was annoying construction on a boulevard that was causing too many headaches for drivers. The west bound lanes were closed and the east bound lanes were split to go 1 east and 1 west.
There were also all these traffic cones and dividers all over the place. We decided something needed to be done to help the plight of these people stuck in their cars.
We moved the cones and made the two lanes merge into one. Merge into one lane with one coming from the west and one from the east. It was interesting to watch two cars meet head to head and wonder what went wrong.
Well our careers as Traffic Agents was short lived, but I believe for one night New York City was in great hands.
--My Name is Matt
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