A number of years ago, I was visiting a girlfriend's aunt. I wanted to make a good impression on this trip.
One night I went to the bathroom. Let me clarify that a bit. I took a huge dump.
I tried to flush the toilet and it would not flush. No, I did not stuff the toilet...no, it just would not flush.
Panic set in...dear God, her aunt would wake in the morning and find this huge turd smiling at her. What was I going to do?
I took the top of the tank off and moved things around. Still nothing would happen. I turned valves and turned water off. I could not get this thing to flush, but I was getting the water to rise more and more. Oh no, this brown snake was going to flood on the floor,
I bit my lip and took a deep breath and put my hand in this toilet and removed this nasty shit from the toilet. I then scrubbed and cleaned the bowl inside and out to make it look sparkling.
After an hour or so, I went to talk to my girlfriend. I explained everything to her. She laughed and went straight to the bathroom to check it all out. In one swift move, she flushed the toilet with no problem.
My God were you kidding me. Apparently you just had to jiggle the flusher a specific, and very easy way. It was not that hard.
Not that hard, unless you are me.
Lesson learned...just jiggle it a bit and it will flush.
--My Name is Matt
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